1. 19:00 23rd Jul 2014

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    Reblogged from daniphantomgone

    hoganddice:

    takethethirdoption:

    I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.

    "I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"

    This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.

    I was hit so hard I saw the God Entity from Futurama.

     
  2. brett-caton:

    talking-fedora:

    My mom shared this on Facebook and I just want to point out that it goes both ways with this. Men don’t owe women anything either. That is a bit harder for some women to swallow.

    I’ve heard claims men have been sued over this?
    In the US: https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080430130924AAaChjl
    "alienation of affection"

    justagirl answered 6 years ago
    "Yes, it’s called alienation of affection. I sued over it in my divorce.

    People are very misinformed. You need to know that when you sign a marriage contract, there is a legal precedent that you will have a sexual relationship. It’s one of the reasons why the marriage license asks if you have syphilis but not other STDs - because having syphilis makes a man impotent, and a woman can sue a man for not revealing that he was unable to have sex.

    And we’re not talking about turning down sex on occasion. We’re talking about a sustained absense of it over an extended period of time.

    Casey — do yourself a favor and contact a family law attorney in your town who can give you the facts. “

    http://hr.umich.edu/stopabuse/resources/definitions.html

    "withholding sex and affection"

    Hmm. so if men do it, it’s abuse? If women do it, it’s empowerment.


    also, http://verbalabusejournals.com/about-abuse/what-is-verbal-abuse/types-verbal-abuse/deprivation-withholding/

    Verbal Abuse Journals

    Verbal Abuse Is Domestic Abuse That Leads to Physical Violence

    Sexual violenceExamples of sexual violence include:…withholding sex and affection; always demanding sex

    So by their reasoning, if  a man says no, he will, sooner or later, bash you.
    If a man asks you for sex, he will bash you. Neat!

    If a woman says no, she’s a healthy independent woman who don’ need no man.

    Frenchman ordered to pay wife damages for lack of sex


    I’ve never heard of it going the other way of course.

    Wait, it gets worse:

    http://family-law.lawyers.com/divorce/grounds-for-divorce-impotence.html
    "The fault grounds or reasons for divorce vary from state to state, but in many states where fault grounds divorces are still recognized, impotence is grounds for divorce”

    So say the wife says “i want sex” but he can’t get it up? No problem! He just gives her the house, the car, and the kids. Then he checks into the nearest cemetery, and she moves onto the next sucker!
     
  3. 18:49

    Notes: 42

    Reblogged from sosungalittleclodofclay

    Our country has reneged on its end of the deal: we’ll help you pay for someone to watch your children if you go to work.
    — 

    Bryce Covert, on Shanesha Taylor and Debra Harrell (via thenationmagazine)

    Long story short is more cuts to state and federal assistance, and laws that go well with the criminalization of homelessness and poverty.

     
  4. 18:41

    Notes: 305

    Reblogged from demisnowflake

    hokuto-ju-no-ken:

    >tw gore

    >tw body horror

    >picture is of an anime character with a teeeeeny little line of blood coming out of their nose and mouth

    image

    Take note 4chan.  You waste your effort with overkill.

     
    1. Feminists: I am offended that a comedian told a joke about rape!
    2. Feminists: I am offended that women have the nerve to not call themselves feminists!
    3. Feminists: I am offended that a man on Reddit made a spreadsheet about his sex life!
    4. Feminists: I am offended at the comments on this woman's YouTube video!
    5. Feminists: My opinion on MRA'S? They're just whiney and butthurt about what other people are saying. They don't have real problems like what I talk about.
     
  5. 18:36

    Notes: 139

    Reblogged from sosungalittleclodofclay

    image: Download

    thenationmagazine:

Canadian sex workers respond to a new anti-prostitution law.

    thenationmagazine:

    Canadian sex workers respond to a new anti-prostitution law.

     
  6. 18:26

    Notes: 95

    Reblogged from sosungalittleclodofclay

    evilelitest:

    rollingoverandthrashingaround:

    ready4warren:

    image
    Photo by Ron Sachs-Corbis

    Source: Time Magazine

    Read More

     
  7. 17:18

    Notes: 17348

    Reblogged from sosungalittleclodofclay

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    sosungalittleclodofclay:

seanmonster:

tomato-greens:

slicknyc:

maryrobinette:

theargylegargoyle:

poodlepants:

I was all set to be snarky about this, but I think Neil did well enough on his own.

Neil deGrasse Tyson’s smash album, "Smooth Cosmos"
Track 1- Your Heavenly Body (My Telescope)

Track 2 — Carbon Dating 

Track 3 - It Was Written in the Stars

Track 4 - Red Shift (Of Your Hips)

Track 5 - Our Affection (It’s Natural Selection)

Track 6 - Entanglement

Track 7 - Use Your Imagination

    sosungalittleclodofclay:

    seanmonster:

    tomato-greens:

    slicknyc:

    maryrobinette:

    theargylegargoyle:

    poodlepants:

    I was all set to be snarky about this, but I think Neil did well enough on his own.

    Neil deGrasse Tyson’s smash album, "Smooth Cosmos"

    Track 1- Your Heavenly Body (My Telescope)

    Track 2 — Carbon Dating 

    Track 3 - It Was Written in the Stars

    Track 4 - Red Shift (Of Your Hips)

    Track 5 - Our Affection (It’s Natural Selection)

    Track 6 - Entanglement

    Track 7 - Use Your Imagination

     
  8. 11:57

    Notes: 58534

    Reblogged from sosungalittleclodofclay

    curiosamathematica:

The Google trend for the search query “quadratic formula”.
It repeats in the same pattern every year. Down in summer, up in September, down again in December and up again in spring time before going down again in the summer. And so it goes on forever.

At first I thought this was an EKG.

    curiosamathematica:

    The Google trend for the search query “quadratic formula”.

    It repeats in the same pattern every year. Down in summer, up in September, down again in December and up again in spring time before going down again in the summer. And so it goes on forever.

    At first I thought this was an EKG.

     
  9. 11:48

    Notes: 64338

    Reblogged from demisnowflake

    (Source: browningtons)